Hi Everyone, Have you ever wanted to post this ad on Used Victoria?
Free to a good home, one husband, slightly used, somewhat self grooming, almost house trained. Has a good understanding of plants and mechanical systems, but a poor understanding of complex (female) systems. Does not multi-task very well. He will work for food, and is highly motivated by beer. If you already have one of these, I have empathy, sorry not open to trade.
Here is a brilliant idea I came up with and it’s even better than husband recycling… train your husband to listen to and understand mother nature and to do what you say. This training can occur either through husband daycare, slyly called “Permaculture Systems In Action” where Solara (of Hatchet and Seed) and myself (Ann) will train your husbands how to understand integrated systems, using ours as examples, or better yet come yourself and see how we train these stubborn handsome hard working creatures to work with and understand our complex systems… using permaculture design principles applied to plants, rain water, grey water, composting, solar, soil, animal and other systems to drive the point home… that nothing is separate. Bring your husband – leash is required, must be muzzled and fragrance free.
(Notes on above: Could be role reversed and gender neutral…just insert appropriate pronouns and descriptions. Can anyone guess who wrote this? Ok, for a more serious take, see short update below)
Hello, Here are three notices from Eco-Sense.
Eco-Sense Farm Gate Sales for Perennial Plants. First spring season was an incredible success…on so many levels. We really enjoyed meeting so many new faces and connecting with old friends. Some people came to buy plants or eggs and some just to say hi and walk around the gardens. It was all good and our farm business looks to be financially and socially viable while meeting our needs to share and connect with people learning about adapting to our changing climate. If you wish to buy plants over the summer please send us an email (email@example.com) to set up a time. Our next farm gate open house for perennial edible plants will be Saturday Sept 6, 2014 from 10am – 2pm. Also, we are looking for 2 gallon or bigger pots. If you would like to recycle your pots with us please send us an email. As a thank you, we can offer you a very nice Oca plant. We call this tubers for tubs.